What Day Is It? Oh Yeah, April Fools!
In light of the date on the calendar, I’m doing something a little different. I may not have a monumental prank to pull on you, but I can’t let April Fools Day pass without fooling around a little…it’s just who I am.
Let’s start here. Why are these called Redbuds? Does this look red to you?
And while we’re at it, why do May Apples sprout in March, and June Bugs annoy me in July?
Do you think when cows stand on hillsides, their legs grow longer on one side? Sure looks like it to me, because they always seem to be standing straight up. Except this one.
You say laughing cow, I say leaning cow.
This is what’s known as “farm foreplay”.
Have you ever had a voyeuristic dog?
Do you think I’ve got him pegged all wrong? Maybe he’s just been reminding me continuously for seven years that I had his man-parts removed.
Maybe I’m the weirdo for taking so many pictures. Can they get you for doggie porn?
I see why wisteria sounds so much like hysteria.
That thing looks like my hair in the mornings! But, much like my hair, you have to get closer to really appreciate its unruliness beauty.
May your loved ones fill your sugar dish with salt, may you trick all your coworkers into believing you’re leaving your job to go work at a strip club, and may you pee on saran wrap at least once today!
Happy April Fool’s Day, you fools! 🙂
X,O,X,O, Martie
April 1, 2016 @ 8:23 am
Reminds me of that hoary jingle:
I never saw a purple cow;
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow
I’d rather see than be one.
I don’t have a jingle for a spreadeagled dog, but the above does cover the “red” bud and the cattle. X
April 1, 2016 @ 9:47 am
I remember that! Wow…its been a while since I heard it! Lol!
April 1, 2016 @ 9:06 am
Funny! Momma’s cat sleeps like a playmate centerfold too. I think its because she’s so fat its easy for her to balance. 🙂
April 1, 2016 @ 9:47 am
I think Rocky just likes airing things out…
April 1, 2016 @ 9:22 am
Somebody told me she found three teacup piglets on her porch this morning and I believed her. I was jealous.
April 1, 2016 @ 9:47 am
I gotta know who!
April 1, 2016 @ 7:17 pm
I did not have any April fool’s jokes today. Not one! So, thank you for your blog today. Really made me giggle… and wonder! hahahhaahha
April 1, 2016 @ 8:42 pm
I didn’t get pranked either, nor did I pull off any good ones! Very unlike me. At least I had some humor to share!!